He’s On The List (And It’s Not Mine) – Crewneck Sweatshirt

A festive crewneck for anyone who enjoys Christmas with a side of judgment. This Santa sweatshirt features a knowing grin, a clipboard, and the universal holiday truth: someone else is absolutely on the list.

Perfect for holiday parties, family gatherings, or quietly stirring the pot while sipping something spiked.

Why You Need This:
Because sometimes the best gift is letting everyone know you’re not the problem. This sweatshirt does the talking so you don’t have to. Soft, cozy, and just unhinged enough to wear all season long.