Sold and Shipped by Barely Functioning Co.. Most orders ship for $5-$10.
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Peak melodrama, peak coziness. Our bold skeletal back print broadcasts your vibe from across the parking lot; the small chest logo up front keeps it low-key face-to-face. Plush fleece inside for comfort while you complain (lovingly).
Why You Need This: Warmth, wit, and a built-in excuse to leave early—what more could your spine ask for?
