{"product_id":"retired-chaos-coordinator-hoodie","title":"Retired Chaos Coordinator - Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe planner is in the drawer. The clipboard is in the trash. The chaos has been... outsourced. Celebrate your new role (which is doing significantly less) with this badge of honor in hoodie form.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy You Need This: Because you already survived the glitter glue explosions, overbooked calendars, and snacktime diplomacy. You earned this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan 18500 heavyweight hoodie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for parents, teachers, or anyone who’s OUT of the game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Barely Functioning Co.","offers":[{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":47503624274141,"sku":"32798570776472349067","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":47503624306909,"sku":"20071147885156676350","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":47503624339677,"sku":"47763922222486149261","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":47503624372445,"sku":"30606651573462174562","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47503624405213,"sku":"28976847873858806588","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ S","offer_id":47503624437981,"sku":"14587780551457581325","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ S","offer_id":47503624470749,"sku":"30090101062569715041","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":47503624503517,"sku":"64147403600004816328","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":47503624536285,"sku":"97288489292045968642","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":47503624569053,"sku":"22557910064152325207","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":47503624601821,"sku":"28491232572396638437","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":47503624634589,"sku":"18560119450400956452","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":47503624667357,"sku":"31170074554016404129","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":47503624700125,"sku":"16116891664718632148","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47503624732893,"sku":"24408836012703917706","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ M","offer_id":47503624765661,"sku":"84127747558623011177","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ M","offer_id":47503624798429,"sku":"23892292194777445444","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":47503624831197,"sku":"64744144863435209264","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":47503624863965,"sku":"27778105877086452853","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":47503624896733,"sku":"47425344173485950893","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":47503624929501,"sku":"18559976824966305499","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":47503624962269,"sku":"21125646475100119143","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":47503624995037,"sku":"15661926481283686902","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":47503625027805,"sku":"27895878127587853692","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47503625060573,"sku":"65113276169551735667","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ L","offer_id":47503625093341,"sku":"26486183604123252411","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ L","offer_id":47503625126109,"sku":"16344299035999379389","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":47503625158877,"sku":"12930133445684899438","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":47503625191645,"sku":"17078429533907986796","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":47503625224413,"sku":"35316185788784207059","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":47503625257181,"sku":"37841539785118726303","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47503625289949,"sku":"27613187879506019588","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":47503625322717,"sku":"17795537418403492350","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":47503625355485,"sku":"32280906763225721113","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47503625388253,"sku":"62704215992292997081","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ XL","offer_id":47503625421021,"sku":"23104146796932414700","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ XL","offer_id":47503625453789,"sku":"22697950635877372162","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":47503625486557,"sku":"30317551195412551783","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":47503625519325,"sku":"19954573634226690815","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":47503625552093,"sku":"24955815432000229389","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625584861,"sku":"19494420755728104514","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625617629,"sku":"32759265423996081177","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625650397,"sku":"31053646797006410654","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625683165,"sku":"24936998562598050687","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625715933,"sku":"95166043576678812194","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625748701,"sku":"31748858310827203971","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625781469,"sku":"26211942388887249506","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625814237,"sku":"18136086818751587615","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625847005,"sku":"13526038596758104075","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":47503625879773,"sku":"10170166480212234795","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503625912541,"sku":"11563809670783870647","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503625945309,"sku":"47619748592438288699","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503625978077,"sku":"15324776880758423032","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626010845,"sku":"22474723412172626744","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626043613,"sku":"29712542871688180360","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Carolina Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626076381,"sku":"24564519576504615251","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Forest Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626109149,"sku":"26444189289304400059","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626141917,"sku":"55381162833782643628","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626174685,"sku":"61072241379899092388","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":47503626207453,"sku":"76032378142855023939","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1774\/2835\/files\/16156167085963982780_2048_custom.jpg?v=1772064537","url":"https:\/\/www.shopengineered.com\/products\/retired-chaos-coordinator-hoodie","provider":"Engineered","version":"1.0","type":"link"}