{"product_id":"im-cooked-embroidery-hat-otto-cap","title":"I'm Cooked Embroidery Hat - Otto Cap","description":"\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full\" dir=\"auto\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-170\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\"\u003eMentally, emotionally, socially… yeah, \u003cstrong data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"115\"\u003eyou’re done.\u003c\/strong\u003e The \u003cstrong data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"136\"\u003e\"I’m Cooked\"\u003c\/strong\u003e embroidered hat is for those running on fumes, running late, and running their mouth with zero filter left. Whether you’re deep in a hangover, fried from life, or just fully tapped out, this hat says it all—no explanation needed.\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @[37rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @[72rem]:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:32rem] @[34rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @[64rem]:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto flex max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 text-base gap-4 md:gap-5 lg:gap-6 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group\/conversation-turn relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative flex-col gap-1 md:gap-3\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"4cdbff04-a2da-442f-a7cb-41d95456a63c\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-5\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"623\"\u003e🔥 \u003cstrong data-start=\"373\" data-end=\"399\"\u003eWhy You NEED This Hat:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"399\" data-end=\"402\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"404\" data-end=\"425\"\u003ePeak Burnout Chic\u003c\/strong\u003e – Because functioning is optional.\u003cbr data-start=\"460\" data-end=\"463\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"486\"\u003eComfy \u0026amp; Relatable\u003c\/strong\u003e – Built for bad sleep, good stories, and zombie mode.\u003cbr data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"543\"\u003e✅ \u003cstrong data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"572\"\u003eInstant Mood Translator\u003c\/strong\u003e – Saves you from talking. Just point to the hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"625\" data-end=\"739\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThrow it on, zone out, and let everyone know: \u003cstrong data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eyou’re cooked, bro.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍳🧢\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e","brand":"Horizon Hat Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47560560083165,"sku":"sku-44576065454124","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1774\/2835\/files\/Photoroom_20250902_015901.jpg?v=1773174878","url":"https:\/\/www.shopengineered.com\/products\/im-cooked-embroidery-hat-otto-cap","provider":"Engineered","version":"1.0","type":"link"}