{"product_id":"carlin-was-right-tee","title":"Carlin Was Right Tee","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"507\"\u003eSome people hear George Carlin and laugh.\u003cbr data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"462\"\u003eOthers hear him and feel personally indicted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"509\" data-end=\"543\"\u003eThis shirt is for the first group.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"545\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eCarlin spent a lifetime pointing at the obvious and watching people argue with it anyway. Institutions, language games, sacred cows, the polite lies everyone agrees not to notice. He wasn’t predicting the future. He was describing the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"810\"\u003eTurns out he nailed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"812\" data-end=\"963\"\u003eClean, bold, and impossible to misunderstand. You don’t wear this to start arguments. You wear it because the argument already happened and Carlin won.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eExpect nods, laughs, and the occasional unsolicited rant from a stranger who misses him as much as you do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz\/yd² (142 g\/m²)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Pre-shrunk fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Side-seamed construction, printed in America\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34-37\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e38-41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42-45\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e46-49\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50-53\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e54-57\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e58-61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e62-65\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"metric\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCHEST\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4-94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e96.5-104.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e106.7-114.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e116.8-124.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e127-134.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e137.2-144.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e147.3-155\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e89\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e157.5-165\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Liberty Maniacs","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":47271744471261,"sku":"6769469","price":24.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":47271744504029,"sku":"6605393","price":24.7,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":47271744536797,"sku":"4634975","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47271744569565,"sku":"5299809","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47271744602333,"sku":"5113293","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47271744635101,"sku":"2422730","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":47271744667869,"sku":"5144591","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":47271744700637,"sku":"5557004","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":47271744733405,"sku":"2823686","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":47271744766173,"sku":"5059608","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":47271744798941,"sku":"8966671","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":47271744831709,"sku":"8236977","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":47271744864477,"sku":"9224498","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":47271744897245,"sku":"3513668","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":47271744930013,"sku":"1872194","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":47271744962781,"sku":"1928239","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":47271744995549,"sku":"7177260","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":47271745028317,"sku":"5556049","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":47271745061085,"sku":"6276624","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":47271745093853,"sku":"3597380","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":47271745126621,"sku":"1399532","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":47271745159389,"sku":"1632757","price":24.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":47271745192157,"sku":"6593243","price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":47271745224925,"sku":"3552164","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 4XL","offer_id":47271745257693,"sku":"3579741_6954","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1774\/2835\/files\/product-photo-1766427757542.jpg?v=1768549460","url":"https:\/\/www.shopengineered.com\/products\/carlin-was-right-tee","provider":"Engineered","version":"1.0","type":"link"}